Babel Fish Blunders #3

Last week's Mystery Text was from the 1980 movie "The Blues Brothers", directed by John Landis and starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. If you haven't seen it yet, go shoot yourself. And then watch it in the hospital.

-Also, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well-programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-

-English Text #5-
Fredo: Mike! You don't come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
Michael: Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

-Babel Fish'd-
Fredo: Microphone! don' t it comes to Las Vegas, it speaks to the person like Moe Greene which is that way!
Michael: Fredo and you' Do dearly in regard to the sibling where I am older and me. But don' Anyone takes part t for the second time vis-a-vis the family.

Source: The Godfather

-English Text #6-
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed, and then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh Doug, Dougy Dougy Doug, and if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, then we're sh*t out of luck.

-Babel Fish'd-
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Source: The Hangover

-Mystery Text #3-
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Hint: The greatest giant robot anime EVER.