Conan O'Brien: now on Twitter

It seems the ex-Tonight Show host has some free time on his hands; Conando recently joined the mini-blogging phenomenon known as Twitter. What has the funniest living man on the planet (RIP Keith Moon btw) been up to?

Post #1: Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.

Post #2: This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.

Even though he just started Tweeting, he already has 376,767 followers! Clearly I'm not alone when I say "we miss you Conan". I wonder what the Masturbating Bear is up to...