Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I have a very important question for all of you...
When will the resting ancestor toe the line on top of the killer?
Friday, April 30, 2010
If anyone's reading this...
Give me some suggestions for the blog. I'm thinking of completely redoing it, and I'm not even sure what I want to post about. I'll be back one of these days, when I'm not working so freaking much.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Babel Fish Blunders #5
The answer to last month's Mystery Text was "Watchmen".
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #9-
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
-Babel Fish'd-
I moved the gas of outta! There was a tire which gets flat in me! I didn' Furthermore in t the sufficient for taxi fee there is a gold! My tuxedo didn' t comes returning from the detergent! The old friend entered from the town of outta! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! Terrible flood! Locust!! That wasn' t me in God! My defect which you swear!!
Source: The Blues Brothers
-English Text #10-
(To Gorrath, about an evil alternate self) Listen, the only thing I hate more than you, is me! Er...him! Me! Him! You know what I mean!
-Babel Fish'd-
Rather than in Gorrath (concerning oneself of the wicked mutual difference,), being I you hear the only thing where I hate many! Obtaining -…Him! Me! Him! Those which I mean are known!
Source: Megas XLR
-Mystery Text #5-
War. War does not change under any condition. When ever since the dawn of type of human, our ancestors first discover the murder power of the stone and the bone, the blood justice simplicity from God, with all names to, spilled to rage of the psychosis.
Hint: Ron Perlman.
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #9-
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
-Babel Fish'd-
I moved the gas of outta! There was a tire which gets flat in me! I didn' Furthermore in t the sufficient for taxi fee there is a gold! My tuxedo didn' t comes returning from the detergent! The old friend entered from the town of outta! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! Terrible flood! Locust!! That wasn' t me in God! My defect which you swear!!
Source: The Blues Brothers
-English Text #10-
(To Gorrath, about an evil alternate self) Listen, the only thing I hate more than you, is me! Er...him! Me! Him! You know what I mean!
-Babel Fish'd-
Rather than in Gorrath (concerning oneself of the wicked mutual difference,), being I you hear the only thing where I hate many! Obtaining -…Him! Me! Him! Those which I mean are known!
Source: Megas XLR
-Mystery Text #5-
War. War does not change under any condition. When ever since the dawn of type of human, our ancestors first discover the murder power of the stone and the bone, the blood justice simplicity from God, with all names to, spilled to rage of the psychosis.
Hint: Ron Perlman.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
I'll be back soon
I'm currently preoccupied with my search for a new job (my current boss is an incompetent b*tch), but I'll be back with updates a little later this month.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Babel Fish Blunders #4
Better late than never, right? The answer to last week's mystery text was "Mobile Fighter G Gundam".
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #7-
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
-Babel Fish'd-
Partner you' Make the large noise in regard to the boy Playin' As being the large person gone, day yo' The mud was obtained; Surface large dishonor Kickin' In the place where it reaches your can Singin' As for us us as for us who are shaken us it shakes
Source: "We Will Rock You" by Queen
-English Text #8-
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
-Babel Fish'd-
Way the person says always, Sloan and " It is not; I" In team, but " It is; I" Pie. And there' s " i" Meat pie. Is the meat anagram… of the team where I don' As for t what kind of he' You have known whether; S which you have expressed.
Source: Shaun of the Dead
-Mystery Text #4-
All characteristics and to bubble at on concerning the west of the impureness impureness where murder was gathered, as for the prostitute and politician everyone and " of the scream; You inspect; If you exclude us! " … And I' " of the glance and whisper of ll; No."
Hint: Ramesses II.
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #7-
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
-Babel Fish'd-
Partner you' Make the large noise in regard to the boy Playin' As being the large person gone, day yo' The mud was obtained; Surface large dishonor Kickin' In the place where it reaches your can Singin' As for us us as for us who are shaken us it shakes
Source: "We Will Rock You" by Queen
-English Text #8-
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
-Babel Fish'd-
Way the person says always, Sloan and " It is not; I" In team, but " It is; I" Pie. And there' s " i" Meat pie. Is the meat anagram… of the team where I don' As for t what kind of he' You have known whether; S which you have expressed.
Source: Shaun of the Dead
-Mystery Text #4-
All characteristics and to bubble at on concerning the west of the impureness impureness where murder was gathered, as for the prostitute and politician everyone and " of the scream; You inspect; If you exclude us! " … And I' " of the glance and whisper of ll; No."
Hint: Ramesses II.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Playstation 3 error; millions of PS3s disabled
Apparently, a bug surfaced in the old model PS3s that changed the date on the internal clock to January 1st, 2000 (though some reports say December 31st, 1999). This disabled internet access and gameplay for any Playstation 3 owners that bought an older, non-slim model. Some gamers even lost their trophies.
Initially, Sony had issued statements that they were "aware that many of you are having problems connecting to PSN, and yes, we're looking into it". That was basically it for hours, until they finally revealed the following:
"As you may be aware, some customers have been unable to connect to the PlayStation Network today. This problem affects the models other than the new slim PS3.
We believe we have identified that this problem is being caused by a bug in the clock functionality incorporated in the system.
Errors include:
* The date of the PS3 system may be re-set to Jan 1, 2000.
* When the user tries to sign-in to the PlayStation Network, the following message appears on the screen; "An error has occurred. You have been signed out of PlayStation Network (8001050F)".
* When the user tries to launch a game, the following error message appears on the screen and the trophy data may disappear; "Failed to install trophies. Please exit your game."
* When the user tries to set the time and date of the system via the Internet, the following message appears on the screen; "The current date and time could not be obtained. (8001050F)"
* Users are not able to playback certain rental video downloaded from the PlayStation Store before the expiration date.
We hope to resolve this problem within the next 24 hours. In the meantime, if you have a model other than the new slim PS3, we advise that you do not use your PS3 system, as doing so may result in errors in some functionality, such as recording obtained trophies, and not being able to restore certain data.
As mentioned above, Please be advised that the new slim PS3 is not affected with this error. We are doing our best to resolve the issue and do apologise for any inconvenience caused."
Seeing this makes me sorta glad that my old 60gb got the "Yellow Light of Death" a second time last year, and basically forced me to buy a Slim (my old one was finally out of the extended warranty). I definitely feel pity for those of you going through this crap though.
Initially, Sony had issued statements that they were "aware that many of you are having problems connecting to PSN, and yes, we're looking into it". That was basically it for hours, until they finally revealed the following:
"As you may be aware, some customers have been unable to connect to the PlayStation Network today. This problem affects the models other than the new slim PS3.
We believe we have identified that this problem is being caused by a bug in the clock functionality incorporated in the system.
Errors include:
* The date of the PS3 system may be re-set to Jan 1, 2000.
* When the user tries to sign-in to the PlayStation Network, the following message appears on the screen; "An error has occurred. You have been signed out of PlayStation Network (8001050F)".
* When the user tries to launch a game, the following error message appears on the screen and the trophy data may disappear; "Failed to install trophies. Please exit your game."
* When the user tries to set the time and date of the system via the Internet, the following message appears on the screen; "The current date and time could not be obtained. (8001050F)"
* Users are not able to playback certain rental video downloaded from the PlayStation Store before the expiration date.
We hope to resolve this problem within the next 24 hours. In the meantime, if you have a model other than the new slim PS3, we advise that you do not use your PS3 system, as doing so may result in errors in some functionality, such as recording obtained trophies, and not being able to restore certain data.
As mentioned above, Please be advised that the new slim PS3 is not affected with this error. We are doing our best to resolve the issue and do apologise for any inconvenience caused."
Seeing this makes me sorta glad that my old 60gb got the "Yellow Light of Death" a second time last year, and basically forced me to buy a Slim (my old one was finally out of the extended warranty). I definitely feel pity for those of you going through this crap though.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Song of the day: Don't Bring Me Down (Electric Light Orchestra)
This song has a great beat, and it's one of those classics that you have to listen to at least twice in a row. Recorded in Munich back in the late '70s, this song hasn't lost it's charm over the years.
By the way, for those of you that think Jeff Lynne was saying "Bruce!" originally, Wikipedia has this to say: "A common mondegreen in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Jeff Lynne shouts "Bruce!" However, according to liner notes, he is actually saying a made-up word "Grroosss". This is similar to a German word for "greeting", Gruß, possibly referring to the Austrian and Bavarian greeting Grüß Gott that the group would have heard while recording the album in Munich. However, after the song's release, so many people had misinterpreted the word as "Bruce" that Jeff Lynne actually began to sing the word as "Bruce" for fun at live shows."
