Saturday, May 28, 2011
Well, the job still sucks.
If you live in Beaumont CA, I'll ask you to please stay the hell away from any video stores there. I work at one of the only remaining stores (besides Red Box), and my boss is the most annoying, least competent person in history.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Back again
Sorry for the (almost) year-long absence. I've been kinda busy, trying my hand at different projects and hating my job (and trying to find another one), and I haven't really been making time for blogging lately. I hope to change that soon, but I'm not really sure what the future holds for me.
So, for all my 0 followers, stay tuned for updates!
So, for all my 0 followers, stay tuned for updates!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I have a very important question for all of you...
When will the resting ancestor toe the line on top of the killer?
Friday, April 30, 2010
If anyone's reading this...
Give me some suggestions for the blog. I'm thinking of completely redoing it, and I'm not even sure what I want to post about. I'll be back one of these days, when I'm not working so freaking much.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Babel Fish Blunders #5
The answer to last month's Mystery Text was "Watchmen".
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #9-
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
-Babel Fish'd-
I moved the gas of outta! There was a tire which gets flat in me! I didn' Furthermore in t the sufficient for taxi fee there is a gold! My tuxedo didn' t comes returning from the detergent! The old friend entered from the town of outta! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! Terrible flood! Locust!! That wasn' t me in God! My defect which you swear!!
Source: The Blues Brothers
-English Text #10-
(To Gorrath, about an evil alternate self) Listen, the only thing I hate more than you, is me! Er...him! Me! Him! You know what I mean!
-Babel Fish'd-
Rather than in Gorrath (concerning oneself of the wicked mutual difference,), being I you hear the only thing where I hate many! Obtaining -…Him! Me! Him! Those which I mean are known!
Source: Megas XLR
-Mystery Text #5-
War. War does not change under any condition. When ever since the dawn of type of human, our ancestors first discover the murder power of the stone and the bone, the blood justice simplicity from God, with all names to, spilled to rage of the psychosis.
Hint: Ron Perlman.
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #9-
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
-Babel Fish'd-
I moved the gas of outta! There was a tire which gets flat in me! I didn' Furthermore in t the sufficient for taxi fee there is a gold! My tuxedo didn' t comes returning from the detergent! The old friend entered from the town of outta! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! Terrible flood! Locust!! That wasn' t me in God! My defect which you swear!!
Source: The Blues Brothers
-English Text #10-
(To Gorrath, about an evil alternate self) Listen, the only thing I hate more than you, is me! Er...him! Me! Him! You know what I mean!
-Babel Fish'd-
Rather than in Gorrath (concerning oneself of the wicked mutual difference,), being I you hear the only thing where I hate many! Obtaining -…Him! Me! Him! Those which I mean are known!
Source: Megas XLR
-Mystery Text #5-
War. War does not change under any condition. When ever since the dawn of type of human, our ancestors first discover the murder power of the stone and the bone, the blood justice simplicity from God, with all names to, spilled to rage of the psychosis.
Hint: Ron Perlman.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
I'll be back soon
I'm currently preoccupied with my search for a new job (my current boss is an incompetent b*tch), but I'll be back with updates a little later this month.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Babel Fish Blunders #4
Better late than never, right? The answer to last week's mystery text was "Mobile Fighter G Gundam".
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #7-
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
-Babel Fish'd-
Partner you' Make the large noise in regard to the boy Playin' As being the large person gone, day yo' The mud was obtained; Surface large dishonor Kickin' In the place where it reaches your can Singin' As for us us as for us who are shaken us it shakes
Source: "We Will Rock You" by Queen
-English Text #8-
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
-Babel Fish'd-
Way the person says always, Sloan and " It is not; I" In team, but " It is; I" Pie. And there' s " i" Meat pie. Is the meat anagram… of the team where I don' As for t what kind of he' You have known whether; S which you have expressed.
Source: Shaun of the Dead
-Mystery Text #4-
All characteristics and to bubble at on concerning the west of the impureness impureness where murder was gathered, as for the prostitute and politician everyone and " of the scream; You inspect; If you exclude us! " … And I' " of the glance and whisper of ll; No."
Hint: Ramesses II.
-As always, I'd like to note that the Babel Fish translator is a very useful and well programmed tool. These translations could very well be made by any program of the sort; it's only natural that there would be confusion when translating from one language to several others. That being said, it's simply my tool of choice-
-English Text #7-
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
-Babel Fish'd-
Partner you' Make the large noise in regard to the boy Playin' As being the large person gone, day yo' The mud was obtained; Surface large dishonor Kickin' In the place where it reaches your can Singin' As for us us as for us who are shaken us it shakes
Source: "We Will Rock You" by Queen
-English Text #8-
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
-Babel Fish'd-
Way the person says always, Sloan and " It is not; I" In team, but " It is; I" Pie. And there' s " i" Meat pie. Is the meat anagram… of the team where I don' As for t what kind of he' You have known whether; S which you have expressed.
Source: Shaun of the Dead
-Mystery Text #4-
All characteristics and to bubble at on concerning the west of the impureness impureness where murder was gathered, as for the prostitute and politician everyone and " of the scream; You inspect; If you exclude us! " … And I' " of the glance and whisper of ll; No."
Hint: Ramesses II.
